“What’s a ‘Mongol’?” “What’s a ‘Horde’?” I stared and blinked… “You don’t know what a Mongol Horde is? Ghengis Kahn? “Nope. And I don’t think anyone else does either.” Me: Blank Stare, “Seriously?” “Nope”, he said. Well, there went that metaphor out the window. I had been writing to his market and waxing poetic on [...]